Wednesday, June 04, 2008
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Piven partied hard over the weekend, although not at his usual ever-evolving cache of hot spots. He attended an all-star gala at Tom Cruise's mansion! Other attendees included Oprah and J-Lo. Wow, J-Pi is really moving up in the world. Wolfgang Puck catered the event! I didn't know he did stuff other than slap his face on microwave dinners. I'm sure Piven had a wonderful time and remained the humble, gracious gentleman we know and love him for.
I mean. Look at this picture. They should put it next to "unassuming" in the dictionary:
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
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Sorry for the bad pun.
Piven and pop star Pink have been rumored to be together recently. They spent a few nights dancing hot and heavy at some renowned Los Angeles night clubs. More on this later Piven fans.
If they get married, I hope he takes her last name.
Monday, April 21, 2008
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Our sister site,
http://www.barefootmalecelebs.com , recently did a tell all expose on Jeremy's ten piggies. Don't worry. I was just kidding about the bunions. Head on over there and check it out if you are gross.
You are gross aren't you? Here is a "taste." Gag.
Thursday, February 21, 2008
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One of my photographers whom I only know as "Sexy Sadie" recently snapped these candid pics of a shirtless Piven practicing yoga poses on a tropical beach. He looks kind of silly, but that's not his fault. Everybody looks silly doing yoga. Isn't that the point? Wait. It's not? Crap.....
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
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Well the male Paris Hilton has struck again. Reports are coming in that Jeremy acted like a major jackass at the Orchid Karaoke Club in Los Angeles the other night. He showed up with an entourage(get it?) of ladies and gents(Including costar Adrian Grenier) and began throwing his weight around. The wait was 10 or 20 minutes and he became enraged.
"Ten to 20 minutes?! What the f**k are we supposed to do for 10 to 20 minutes?!" Jeremy screamed at the staff, who tried desperately to accommodate him. "He demanded they clear a room for his party immediately," said an employee of the club.
Sigh. Sometimes I just wish Jeremy was really like his character from "PCU" instead of his character from "Old School,"
Piven needs to check his diva at the door. He is really starting to give metrosexuality a bad rap.
Piven put another gold star on his lapel this week when he was honored at the 5th annual Columbia College Chicago Impact Awards at the Monmartre Lounge in Hollywood. Geeze. That's quite a mouthful.
Pivvie had some nice words for his native town of Chicago, which you may have noticed was part of that gargantuan awards show title:
"Chicago has in my opinion the best theatre in the world," Piven says. "I miss going to The Piven Theatre or The Goodman and just seeing some great plays. Walking along the beach and seeing the skyline and the architecture or even jumping in a boat and seeing the skyline from the water [is] incredible."
Well we all knew it would happen eventually. Jeremy Piven has starred in a rap video. Nobody screams "from the streets" more than somebody from suburban Chicago who attended theater camp. Well actually, didn't Tupac attend theater camp? Never mind then.
The video is by rapper Common and Jeremy appears alongside Common and Lily Allen. I bet I could kick his ass in a freestyle battle though.
Monday, August 20, 2007
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In a scandalous turn of events, Jeremy was seen last night walking arm in arm with a woman who looked old enough to be his mother. Oh wait. It was his mother. In that case, what a sweetheart!
TMZ cameras spotted senor Gold escorting his mother home from a meal they had eaten together. Click the link for the video so you can see all of the gossip-worthy proof.
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid353549946/bctid1138097104
Jeremy gave an interview to MTV yesterday in which he announced that he is set to star in a new film called "Don Ready". The movie will be produced by his "Old School" chum Will Ferrell. And by chum I do mean chum. Aren't all celebrities best friends? I bet Jeremy and Will go scuba diving together every weekend, and they eat gigantic banana splits at ice cream shops reserved for famous people. They also wear one another's clothes.
Anyway, JP was cagey when asked for details about the project. He gave some prepared statement that was supposed to make it seem like he had already revealed too much, like he had made first reference to a multi-million dollar motion picture during an interview by accident. Reporters and celebrities are also chums donchaknow.
It starts filming soon and come on, we all know it'll be funny.
Thursday, July 26, 2007
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TMZ.com reports that one of their ace celebrity stalkers spied Jeremy Piven doing something decidedly out of character. He was standing outside of trendy Los Angeles night club Parc when a large car rolled by and offered Piven a ride and assured the "PCU" star that there were twelve girls inside just waiting to party with him. He amicably denied the request and got in his own car and sped off. It this the Piven we know and love?! Is he going soft?? Of course I meant emotionally and not, um, penile-ly.(Is that even a word?) Maybe he just had to get home to watch "Big Brother After Dark". Or maybe he just wanted to get home to kiss his Emmy. Probably the latter.
